Horndogs Beach Party (2018)

1.6/10

Horndogs Beach Party Storyline

Two best friends rent a beach house for the weekend only to discover it’s been double booked so they’ll have to share the place – with two beautiful women. To win the affection of these gorgeous gals our wannabe studs must throw the best beach bash ever to win the legendary Horndogs Beach Party. However a nosy neighbor and some selfish dude-bros have sabotage on their minds. Will our heroes win the girls’ hearts? Can this be the greatest beach party ever? What time is the wet t-shirt contest? All will be revealed.

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Horndogs Beach Party Movie Reviews

No Redeeming Features

I tried with this flick, but the only thing that kept me awake was hitting the “10 seconds forward” on my screen.

Sadly, a shocker.

What can a group of stoners get up to when given a video camera?

About the same thing a group of pre-school children could do – lots of completely useless video sequences, utterly ridiculous blabbering, and lots of really stupid noises.

Unless your name’s Beavis or Butthead, give this steaming pile a VERY wide berth. There’s not enough caustic soda in the known universe to wash the stench out of your senses.

Wow. Horrible movie.

I had the misfortune of watching this movie with some friends, it’s really really bad. From looking at the picture, title, and description I knew it was trash before watching it and I was absolutely correct. Don’t waste your time or money, there are a lot of other ‘bad’ films that are better than this, if that’s your thing. This movie was so bad that I kept thinking about how humanity could’ve done something- ANYTHING- else with the funding for this project and come out ahead in a multitude of ways. Like, we could just make a video of a lady in a bikini throwing that money into a bonfire and it would’ve done more for culture and art than this, certainly it would’ve been more entertaining for everyone and would’ve been closer to the truth about what was actually done with the funds SoCal paid to make this. At least we could feel good about life afterwards, not like the shame for the human race I felt after watching Horndogs Beach Party. This movie would’ve been greatly improved with the addition of brain eating zombies or a chain saw murderer. I felt sorry for everyone involved in it’s making, like, incredible pity that they were so hungry this film was the best they could do to earn a living. I’m imagining these artists (actors, crew etc) have a dream to work in film, and this is what they had to do to get themselves to a place where they can actually create something someday that would be at the very least entertaining. That makes me incredibly sad.