- Year: 2018
- Released: 10 Aug 2018
- Country: United States
- Adwords: 1 win & 2 nominations
- IMDb: https://www.imdb.com/title/tt7525778/
- Rotten Tomatoes: https://www.rottentomatoes.com/m/the_package
- Metacritics: https://www.metacritic.com/movie/the-package
- Available in: 720p, 1080p,
- Language: English
- MPA Rating: TV-MA
- Genre: Comedy, Thriller
- Runtime: 94 min
- Writer: Kevin Burrows, Matt Mider
- Director: Jake Szymanski
- Cast: Daniel Doheny, Geraldine Viswanathan, Sadie Calvano
- Keywords: dark comedy, spring break, castration, camping trip, venomous snakes,
 | 5.5/10 |
The Package Storyline
When a group of teenage friends go on a spring break camping trip, an unfortunate accident sets off a race against time to save their friend’s most prized possession.
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dismembered member
Sean Floyd comes home from Germany to join his friends Donnie and Jeremy Abelar on a camping trip for spring break. Donnie is infuriated that Jeremy had invited his twin sister Becky and her best friend Sarah who happens to be Donnie’s ex. The five young people get drunk in their camp and Jeremy accidentally cuts off his penis. It’s a screwball adventure as Sean gives the wrong cooler and they must get Jeremy his penis before the 12 hour limit is up.
This is an outrageous silly comedy. Most of it has to do with Jeremy’s dismembered member. If the sight of a wiggling dismembered penis is funny to you, then this is a movie for you. This is not terribly funny to me but it’s mainly watchable. Most of the kids are likeable except for one annoying kid. The wrong hospital gag is not that compelling. I think everybody could predict the wrong hospital twist. There has to be a better in-your-face clock countdown and the ending should be getting to the hospital and not finding Jeremy’s name. Then they are figure it out and climax. The crazy redneck girlfriend is somewhat funny in a broad slapstick way but otherwise, it’s too static. There are bits like the rude kid that I like but in the main, I didn’t laugh once.
Get it to the hospital…
Right, well while “The Package” does follow a very generic blueprint of how to make a teen comedy, then it still worked out well enough. Why? Well, because of the storyline and the funny situations that were present throughout the movie.
The characters in “The Package” were characters that you instantly took to heart and felt like you were right there with them cheering on them to get to the hospital in time, and laugh with them at all the hilarious situations that they ended up entangled with.
There was a good amount of laughs to be had throughout the course of this movie, and I was genuinely entertained by it. However, I will say that this is hardly a comedy that you will watch more then once, because the story just doesn’t have enough leverage to support more than a single viewing.
The acting in the movie was good, and it was actually nice to see mostly new faces on the screen. It should be said that the cast were doing great jobs in portraying their individual roles and bringing the movie to life on the screen. I was especially surprised to see Michael Eklund in this movie, and his role was just brilliant.
“The Package” is definitely worth checking out if you like a good laugh and have no problems with the teenage comedy genres.
Hilarious scenes that will make me never forget this movie.
Allthough it’s a complete different story I would say The Package follows the same line as The Hangover, you go from one ridiculous decision to another but it’s all very funny to watch even though it’s unrealistic. If you don’t like penis jokes or other infantile humor I’d recommend you skip this movie but if you’re like me and think there couldn’t be enough movies with that kind of humor then I definitely recommend you watch The Package. The amount of times I laughed out loud with those quirky situations they’re getting into are countless. Some scenes are just too funny that you don’t really care if it’s exaggerated or not. The acting wasn’t bad, but it’s more about having fun than about Oscar winning acting skills, so the acting is secondary, it’s all about the laughter and that’s exactly what you get, that is if you have a good sense of humor. I will for sure watch this movie again in the future, when I need a relaxed moment of just mindless fun.
