The Escort (2015)

• Year: 2015
• Released: 28 Jul 2016
• Country: United States
• Adwords: 1 nomination
• IMDb: https://www.imdb.com/title/tt3793788/
• Rotten Tomatoes: https://www.rottentomatoes.com/m/the_escort
• Available in: 720p, 1080p,
• Language: English
• MPA Rating: Not Rated
• Genre: Comedy, Drama, Romance
• Runtime: 88 min
• Writer: Michael Doneger, Brandon Cohen
• Director: Will Slocombe
• Cast: Lyndsy Fonseca, Michael Doneger, Tommy Dewey
• Keywords: parent child relationship, prostitute, journalist, writer, prostitution,

6.0/10

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Desperate for a good story, a sex-addicted journalist throws himself into the world of high-class escorts when he starts following a Stanford-educated prostitute.

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I liked it

A romantic comedy about an Escort and a Journalist. Luckily it’s not attempting to be a new ‘Pretty Woman’, instead its just a pleasant romantic comedy about two people searching for love. It won’t win any awards, but it was worth seeing.

Not a single scene that rings true

A journalist (Michael Doneger) with a sex addiction tags along with an escort (Lyndsy Fonseca) so he can write a story about her and land a job he desperately needs. Of course, if you’ve seen any movie ever, you know they fall for each other. Man I just can’t stress enough how much I hated this movie. It is quite possibly the most unrealistic movie I’ve ever seen and I’m including movies with talking pigs and sparkling vampires. Michael Doneger is a charmless leading man I don’t ever want to see in anything again unless it’s the character of “unnamed copy boy #3” in the background. Lyndsy Fonseca is certainly attractive and I know from other work of hers that she can do better when the material is good. No one could’ve made this stinker work. Even Bruce frigging Campbell couldn’t save it, although he certainly tries to make the most of his unfortunately small role.

Other reviewers made the obvious comparison to the quintessential hooker movie, Pretty Woman. But I disagree with the idea that this is in any way a more realistic movie than Pretty Woman (which was high up there on the unrealistic scale). I also disagree strongly that this movie represents a step forward at all. I get that we live in the age of giving hookers PC names like ‘sex worker’ but let’s get real here. Glorifying prostitution is not empowering women. Beyond the subject matter, there’s little to compare this to Pretty Woman. It’s not romantic and certainly never funny. The scenes designed to pull at the heartstrings fall flat because you never care about these characters. They’re so unconvincing and, frankly, unlikable that if the movie had ended with them being hit by a bus I would have cheered. There’s not one sincere, honest moment in this whole cliché-ridden mess of unbelievable characters in far-fetched situations. I hope the reviewers giving this glowing praise were well-compensated; otherwise I just feel sad for humanity. Avoid this movie even if you have a chance to see it for free.

NO MORE BOARDWALK EMPIRE

This is your odd “Pretty Woman” type of romantic comedy that is perhaps more drama than either genre. This is not your dumb sleazy “50 Shades of Shasha Gray” escort type film.

The story centers on Mitch (Michael Doneger) who is a journalist and writes obituaries. However “Obituary Writer” is not a film title people will flock to. Mitch is also a sex addict who uses a sex app on his phone to hook up for fast nameless sex. His behavior gets him in trouble and he gets fired from his job. He applies for another job, but needs to present a printable article, i.e. not obits in order to get hired. He meets up with Natalie (Lyndsy Fonesca) an educated escort. She allows him to follow her around so he can write a story about her….just follow the formula.

Bruce Campbell comes in at 48 minutes into the film as the rich father of Mitch. Rachel Resheff plays Mitch’s potty mouth sister. The film has humor, but is not laugh out loud funny. It is a light drama that keeps you engaged even as you know how it ends.

Guide: F-Bomb, sex, remarkably no nudity.