Mastizaade (2016)

Comedy /
2.4/10
0% – Critics
0% – Audience

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Mastizaade Movie Reviews

had low expectations, turned out even worse

This is my 1st review, and you might wonder why i write it for this movie……well, i don’t want u to suffer for 2 hours like i did. This is the worst kind of comedy!!

Obvious unintelligent double meaning jokes which back in 8th grade too would barely make me chuckle.

I was high (yes, that was a factor in why we decided to go for the movie in the 1st place) when i went in for the movie, and all i could think of during the movie was my rotting brain-cells.

The only plus of the movie was Sunny Leone…..u can like her or love her, but u just can’t hate her. Even with her terrible acting, this bombshell of a woman just can’t be overlooked.

The only parts i liked were of her in sexy getup’s (don’t judge me i’m just a guy….programmed by nature to get attracted to the attractive ones from the opposite sex)

In case you decide to still go for the movie or have already had the misfortune of watching it, you have my condolences

Horrible and not even funny

Bollywood off recent suddenly found a new success formula, starting from MASTI, KYA KOOL HAI HUM and many more sex comedies, sadly this formula has got outdated and every tom dick and harry are trying their luck in bringing in sex comedies. Just after last week’s Kya Kool Hai Hum 3 we have Mastizaade. Both films having Tusshar Kapoor trying his luck for a hit. Sadly this time we have talented Vir Das giving him company and also Sunny Leone trying yet again to cash on her sex image. This time we have 2 Sunny Leones. Sadly the film doesn’t even make you laugh, it looks like a child was entrusted the job to write the screenplay, it’ not even funny From Whats App Jokes, FB Jokes and all sort of jokes Direction is awful by Milap Zaveri, he proves that writing dialogues and direction are 2 different things Music is okay

Tusshar Kapoor seems to have stuck into a rut and is getting overbearing with every film, he doesn’t even look like a sex addict though he tries hard but he is getting irritating Even Vir Das seems uncomfortable in parts, he is decent but nothing great Sunny Leone with a dubbed voice is awful in both roles, anywayz expecting acting from her is too much Suresh Menon’s gay act fails, Shaad Randhawa is awful Asrani is as usual

What Do You Expect? ♦ Grade F

It’s only January and we already have two sex comedies that are not worth even a single dime.

Sunny (Kapoor) and Aditya (Das) are two womanizers who philander their way to ceaseless sexual gratification. However, twin sisters Lily and Laila (both Leone) inspire these bachelors to take commitment seriously. What inspires them? Of course the hot bod. The rest of the plot revolves around Sunny and Aditya’s attempts to woo these sisters while the narrative simultaneously smothers its audience with a crowd of unwanted, cringe-worthy characters.

If you did watch Kyaa Kool Hai Hum 3 in spite of my warning, then you will understand that Mastizaade is its cousin. Only this one is more mature and more porn-like. Nevertheless, it is full of crass, lousy dialogs that uses pun to create humor, and baseless story arcs.

Having said that, there is not much difference between Hollywood and Bollywood sex comedies for they are both made to appeal the male gaze. And Mastizaade is no different. While I do not expect much from Kapoor, Das playing such a role is a disappointment – the second time after he ran behind Miss Ranaut in Revolver Rani (2014). Leone is fine, but it’s sad to learn that she will and can only work in such films because certainly Sooraj Barjatya is not gonna cast her in his follow-up to that disastrous Prem Ratan Dhan Payo (2015). Honestly, she cannot act.

BOTTOM LINE: Milap Zaveri’s Mastizaade is a formulaic sex comedy that is neither funny nor appealing. Avoid!

GRADE: F

Can be watched with a typical Indian family? NO

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