Cowboys vs Dinosaurs (2015)

Action, Adventure, Horror /
2.8/10
19% – Critics
19% – Audience

Cowboys vs Dinosaurs Storyline

In search of Iridium, a team of miners blast their way into a vast subterranean cavern in the small town of Livingston, Montana. But, instead of finding a rich source of the rare element, the unsuspecting crew comes face-to-face with hidden primaeval terror, as swift velociraptors emerge from the depths of the Earth, and start attacking them. Now, under the orders of the mine’s greedy owner, Marcus, the workers need to get back to work, but, before long, a horde of scaly prehistoric predators turns the city into an endless buffet. Can Livingston’s cowboys and cowgirls make the dinosaurs stay extinct?—Nick Riganas

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Cowboys vs Dinosaurs Movie Reviews

Enjoyable hokum.

As far as these low budget sub SyFy films go, this one isn’t too bad.

The CGI isn’t great, I don’t think Amblin/Legendary Entertainment will be losing sleep over this as competition for the Jurassic Park franchise; yet the film is good fun if not taken too seriously (and if you take a film called Cowboys vs Dinosaurs’ seriously then you deserve a poke in the eye with a blunt stick. There are worse ways to pass an hour or so if you can tolerate the dreadful dialogue, ludicrous plot and acting. Most of the actresses seem to have come straight off the ‘casting couch’ as I seriously doubt they got in the film for their acting abilities.

I don’t think there will be too many sequels thankfully.

Incredible

There are two writers for the script of this movie. Each has produced volumes. If you combined their entire life’s work, wadded it into a ball, and held it up, God would come down from Mount Jeebus to destroy it. They apparently took the script from Cowboys & Aliens (itself pretty uninspired), changed a few words, and presto. Take away the 160 million dollar budget and good actors and there you have it; Cowboys vs Dinosaurs.

There is nothing here. It’s like everyone involved said “mail me my check, I’m phoning this one in.” Even for SyFy, this really sucked. No amount of effort appears to have been applied at all. If they weren’t making money doing this, I’m sure it would stop, but it never does. Don’t ask me how they do it.

In the realm of SyFy movies, this one falls between Mega-(insert name here) and Shark-(include anything you want here). It’s a total waste of time. And this from a guy who gave Robocroc a 6. The acting, the CGI, the production values, all have been thrown out the window. I don’t know what happened here, but obviously something did.

If you are stuck for something to watch, and only this is on, clean the garage instead. You know it needs it anyway, and your time will have been better spent.

Predictably corny with awkwardly attractive ladies, better to just embrace the corny nature

Eric Roberts have been involved in so many of these B-movies this year alone and with title such as Cowboys vs Dinosaurs, you would know what to expect here. In that regard the movie delivers, it’s a series of cheesy dialogues and terrible effects conveyed by entirely uncomfortable cast. This movie is for when you have exhausted every other movie option and at best might just find some comedy.

There are cowboys, and then they meet with dinosaurs. If that sounds rather uninformative, it’s because narrative offers little explanation. In fact, most of the times the focus is geared towards attractive ladies that have little to no credible acting skill. To put it mildly, they are most likely recruited from adult entertainment industry.

One doesn’t accidentally stumble on Cowboys vs Dinosaurs, you should know the inherent shady production, might just as well embrace it.

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