- Year: 2024
- Released: 07 May 2024
- Country: United States
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- IMDb: https://www.imdb.com/title/tt29720289/
- Rotten Tomatoes: https://www.rottentomatoes.com/m/teddiscare
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- Available in: 720p, 1080p,
- Language: English
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- Genre: Horror
- Runtime: min
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- Director: Mark Polonia
- Cast: Tim Hatch, Jeff Kirkendall, Michael Korotitsch
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 | 3.1/10 |
Teddiscare Storyline
After his father’s death, a young man spirals into insanity and childhood nightmares that bring his fears to life. The mind can be deadly, but toys can be killer.
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Teddiscare Movie Reviews
Another terrible Polonia movie…
Needless to say that I had never actually heard about the 2024 horror movie “Teddiscare” prior to sitting down to watch it. I happened to stumble upon the movie by random luck, and I have to say that the movie’s cover was actually interesting enough to make me stop and take notice. It had a very 1980s classic horror feel to it, and that is what drew me in.
However, had I known that this was a Mark Polonia movie, then I would have avoided it like the plague. Yeah, that guy just doesn’t make good movies. For some reason it feels like he has made a sport out of finding the most inept and untalented actors and actresses. And “Teddiscare” was no different.
The movie is terrible. No doubt about it, and the cover was the best thing about the ordeal. In fact, the movie’s cover had nothing to do with the movie, as it was merely a guy walking around in a teddy bear mascot costume bought off of Wish. So yeah, it was a major disappointment to see that.
I wouldn’t have to say that I wasn’t familiar with a single actor or actress on the cast list, except for Jeff Kirkendall, whom apparently is in every single Mark Polonia movie. The acting performances in “Teddiscare” were nothing to write home about.
Visually, then this movie is bad. Especially the CGI animated blood spray. That was just horrible to look at.
Now, I am sure that there is a small niche of hardcore Mark Polonia fans out there that will find some perverse enjoyment in “Teddiscare”. But for the casual viewer and those wanting to be entertained by a proper movie, then don’t waste 82 minutes of your life on watching this dumpster fire of a movie. Some of us suffered through this, so you don’t have to; you’re very welcome.
My rating of “Teddiscare” lands on a two out of ten stars.
