American Conjuring (2016)

• Year: 2016
• Released: 11 Apr 2016
• Country: Canada
• Adwords: 1 nomination
• IMDb: https://www.imdb.com/title/tt2425866/
• Rotten Tomatoes: https://www.rottentomatoes.com/m/american_conjuring
• Available in: 720p, 1080p,
• Language: English
• Genre: Drama, Horror, Mystery
• Runtime: 86 min
• Writer: Ken King, Dan Walton
• Director: Dan Walton, Dan Zachary
• Cast: Chloe Bear, Lynn Csontos, Natasha Davidson

	2.4/10
	25% – Audience

American Conjuring Storyline

A family moves into an abandoned orphanage and they soon learn that their charming orphanage has a disturbing history and are convinced they aren’t alone.

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American Conjuring Movie Reviews

This is how you conjure up boredom…

I fell for the title of the movie, even with its blatant cash in on the recent successful “The Conjuring” movies. But hey, it is a horror movie, so I still decided to give it a go.

And I did, and I managed to survive perhaps a whole 20 minutes or so into the ordeal that was “American Conjuring” before I just threw the towel in the ring and gave up, getting up and left to watch something else. Actually, not just me, but my wife did the same.

I can’t really give a proper synopsis of the storyline in the movie, because the movie wasn’t really in gear or had gotten to any milestones by the time I gave up.

What made me give up was the lack of a compelling storyline. There just was nothing that captured me and kept me in the seat. The was nothing scary anywhere in the 20 minutes that I endured. And the acting wasn’t really a factor that worked in favor of the movie either, just added fuel to the reason for why I gave up.

I haven’t the faintest of clues what directors Dan Walton and Dan Zachary set out to accomplish with “American Conjuring”, nor can I claim to have any further interest in finding out. But thumbs up for actually managing to make a movie nonetheless.

I have no intentions of returning to finish “American Conjuring”, not even if I got paid to do so. Once a movie fails to impress and captivate me, then the race is over, so to speak. I am sure that there are someone, somewhere out there that would find some kind of enjoyment in “American Conjuring”, it just wasn’t me…

just because you have a few friends,a camera,and five dollars doesn’t mean you have a movie

***spoiler dead ahead***This thing has nothing at all to do with The Conjuring or any of its sequels/prequels***well.i managed to make it twenty eight minutes and forty eight seconds before calling it quits.man this was an awful excuse for a movie.the acting was abysmal as was the dialogue.i haven’t seen a movie this awful in a long time.i really believe they broke a five dollar bill to make this thing.i.m not saying I could do any better,although I do have a few friends,a five dollar bill and a camera.only four other people have reviewed this schlock.i don’t know if they all made it to the end or not.but if I could,i would gladly pay for the years of therapy they have ahead of them.this thing was so bad I could actually smell it.i could go on and on,but you get the point.for me,American Conjuring is a 1/10,but I am rounding down to zero.

Yep, only 20 mins in…

Only 20 mins in and I’m ready to gouge my eyes out, shove pens in my ears, and then slit my wrists and throat. Ok so the last part was stretching it… Wow, where to begin. Might as well start with the acting, because it’s like the singer’s voice in a band, it’l make or break it. Yeah this acting shattered it. Just awful…I mean… do they audition these people? Do they just say, “Who’s willing to work for free?” K everyone who raised their hand, you’re hired! There’s a little 3 min news story at the beginning of the movie laying out the history and bad things that happened. Best and only good part of the movie. Laid out a descent horror story. Boy did it fail to measure up. Ok so, I’m gonna finish suffering through this so none of y’all who are smart enough to read reviews before watching movies, can be spared the torture this movie spews out. I’ll come back at the end to update and finish this review.