In the Name of the King: The Last Mission (2014)

3.0/10

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Dominic Purcell transforms from modern-day hitman to medieval warrior in this action-packed adventure inspired by the video game series Dungeon Siege. Experience all the mind-blowing special effects that bring the nonstop action to life. A contract killer is transported back to the middle ages where he must fight a massive army – and a fire-breathing dragon – in an all-out battle for survival!—Anonymous

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In the Name of the King The Last Mission: Oh dear

Fool me once, shame on you Fool me twice, shame on me Fool me three times, I’m a ruddy idiot

I’m a longtime Boll defender, movies like this do not help my cause at all.

The first In The Name Of The King (2007) was mediocre but passable, it’s sequel (2011) was a bit of mess but nothing too offensive. This however, is a slap in the face with a part of Uwe’s anatomy we should not discuss anywhere……..ever.

Here we see mercenary Dominic Purcell ham it up as another guy ripped through space and time, mistaken for a “Chosen one” and forced to battle evil forces including an awful looking cgi dragon.

Nothing against Purcell in fact I think the guy is a decent enough actor for the genres he tends to do, but here he is officially phoning in his performance and looks bored from the outset.

Now onto the stupidity, for a start our protagonist is a bad guy with few redeeming features. No movie which starts with a guy kidnapping children is going to get me to root for him.

Secondly the front cover is yet another dishonest one, at no point does Purcell wear a suit of armor.

Boring, mindless stupidity is all you’ll find here.

The Good:

Not so much

The Bad:

This is a protagonist, really?

CGI is really poor

Unforgivably boring

Dishonest cover

Things I Learnt From This Movie:

Even Hollywood recognises womens insistence on going for the biggest a-hole available

Upon being pulled through a portal you will have instantly attained the ability to wield a sword like an expert

Stop it!!

Seriously, Uwe: please stop doing this to us! All of your movies are bad but the “In the Name….” series is the worst of the bunch. At least M. Night Shamilan (sp?) started with something decent before devolving. How can you not improve? Please: stop.

When they tried this plot Army Of Darkness it worked. This one did not. To be fair though I didn’t like the other two

“You’re on the path that you must follow to its end and that end might come sooner then you think.” Hazen Kaine (Purcell) is an enforcer for the mob who wants out. After being given one last job he thinks he gets his wish. He is to kidnap the daughters of the royal family and hold them for ransom. When he takes a necklace from one of the kids something strange happens. He is teleported back in time to the dark ages and the only way back is to save the village from a dragon. So…yeah. That is actually what the movie is about. When they tried this plot in the Army Of Darkness it worked. This one did not. To be fair though I didn’t like either of the other two so if you did you may like this one. I am not a Uwe Boll fan but after watching and really liking Assault On Wall Street I was hoping for better then this one. But when the main character in your series goes from Jason Statham to Dolph Lundgren to Dominic Purcell there is really only one way the series can go as well. Overall, I have seen worse but it’s really time for this series to stop. I give this a C-.