Rise of the Dinosaurs (2013)

Action, Adventure, Comedy /
2.4/10

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After crash-landing somewhere in the inhospitable jungles of South America, Professor Roxton and a highly trained squad of commandos find themselves marooned on a dangerous place rife with dinosaurs. As the survivors try to rescue the captured scientist, Angeles Ibanez, from the clutches of the rebel leader, Marquez, more and more, they realise that there’s no easy way out from this cut-off prehistoric world. Is there an escape from the land of the living primaeval predators?

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Typically poor

JURASSIC ATTACK is a typically poor CGI dinosaur flick that’s only good for those most forgiving of viewers. The story involves a bunch of assorted characters and soldiers heading off into the jungle (the filming locations in Belize are a highlight here) and finding themselves falling victim to various rampaging dinosaurs, the obligatory Tyrannosaurus rex being the main beastie here. Cast-wise, we get stretched-face Gary Stretch (whose most memorable on-screen performance was in DEAD MAN’S SHOES) as the hero and COMMANDO’s Vernon Wells as a shady character. THE CGI is awful, but at least there’s a lot of mindless action to keep your mind off the predictability of it all.

Off the Grid

This is also marketed under the title “Jurassic Attack.” In our opening scene a plane goes down in the land of the dinosaurs. We then jump five years later as a team of military men are on a rescue mission. Their goal is to save a kidnapped chemical-biologist from terrorists in the fictional country of Verdi in the Amazon basin. The bad guys have developed a new chemical or biological agent that can be launched in a rocket.

That mission would take The Expendables 2 hours to complete, but ours does it in under ten minutes, and unfortunately a bit sloppy as their CG helicopter gets shot down by a CG RPG only to land where they will be hunted by CG raptors and a CG T-Rex. In addition to having to find their way out of the jungle, they have with them the terrorist leader and meet a professor who is studying the dinosaurs. He would rather see them dead too. Meanwhile back at headquarters two very bad actors are arguing over the next step of the mission.

The dinosaurs, helicopter, gun fire, flames were all Asylum grade CG, if that good. The acting was hit and miss, with it mostly being a miss. Alicia Ziegler and Natascha Berg provide the token eye candy.

Looked like more of a kids movie if they can get the rating down to PG-13.

Parental Guide: No f-bombs, sex, or nudity. Rated “R” for man eating dinosaurs. Minor language such as “being a d***.”

Bad one

Another typical Syfy movie channel show. First of all this appears to be an American armed forces mission yet there are numerous foreign accents that are so obvious that they don’t even try to hide them. Then there is the military team with all the older guys that are part of the team. I am not against older soldiers but I don’t think that they would go on a drop mission where they might slow the unit down. The smarmy bad guy is also typical of the Syfy network movies. He seems really evil but is just a clown who overacts. The dinosaurs have no reason to exist outside of the movie plot. There is not even a decent explanation for their existence. The fact that there are enough prey species to support the predators is ludicrous to say the least. Enough dinosaurs to have a viable population would show up on the satellites and be investigated. The weirdo they find studying the dinosaurs is only there to provide some continuity and of course info. Why do I waste my time with these movies? Well I hope to find a decent one from time to time.

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