3 Blind Saints (2011)

Comedy /
4.3/10
83% – Critics
false% – Audience

3 Blind Saints Storyline

To avoid time in jail, three wily men agree to be ministers at a local church. While bungling through their duties, they uncover a greedy plot to steal from the church. When they try to rescue the church, the men wind up getting rescued in a God encounter they never expected.—Elizabeth McKinley

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Funny and touching

This is a crazy premise, where the judge puts these cons in charge of a church for their rehabilitation. Soon into the movie I bought into the characters and found the wild plot a lot of fun. I really did laugh out-loud several times. Loved all the hypocritical church members and other commentaries on our society. This is very different from any other Christian film I have ever seen. Richard Speight Jr is a natural for the Pastor, he wants to have fun, then wants to do a good job but so funny how he says bizarre prayers and practices counseling people, love it! Victor Raider-Wexler makes a great judge, and Murry Gershen as the insulting bailiff. Irma P. Hall as Sister Louise is very convincing as the loving caring true Christian who is willing to help rather than judge and control like everyone else. Thumbs up!

Hilariously fabulous film! We were rolling in laughter!

This film is full of roll on the floor humor. Seriously, just consider 3 con men running a church! Yeah…that was what drew us in. But what we found was oh so much more! It had all the things that make a movie great like love, honor, good guys, bad guys and lots of funny quotes you’ll find yourself sharing without all the sex and foul language of most modern films. The filming and dialogue kept us engaged with the characters and drove home the story line. Finally something that wasn’t a cartoon full of teen antics that I could take the family to enjoy. I hope this movie company has another feature film coming soon! I’ll be looking for more from this writer/producer. My tween left the theatre saying the movie was a keeper and let me tell you that in this day and age that is no small feat. So frequently what we as parents see as good family content loses our kids so I was impressed that my daughter loved the film as much as I did.

Jesus’ blood may forget your sins, but you will wish you forgot watching this

As a Christian, I have to say most Christian entertainment is just terrible and poorly written, directed, and produced. Maybe 5% of all Christian media is actually good. And by good, I mean something that people who expect something to entertain them could enjoy that doesn’t insult them at the same time. And also something that even non-Christians could enjoy because it’s just a good film.

But people who have never sat down and watched anything in their lives or who had very low standards could only enjoy this film.

The basic premise is three ex-cons get pulled over in a small town for reasons that are hard to understand. One of the three ex-cons ends up hitting a police officer in the back of a head with a bottle of liquor, which he got, for some reason, from a palm reader. This ends up in the officer arresting them, finding a heap of unpaid tickets in the glove compartment (played for comedy but only appeals to crickets.) So they get arrested.

But they get off on the condition they provide community service to a local church. One ex-con will be the new worship leader and another ex-con will be their new preacher. I forget what the third did (and I just watched the movie) because the plot line is so vapid that you want to memory erase it from your head as soon as you see it. Oh, and all three ex-cons will get to live in the church patronage for free, because why not.

Keep in mind none of these ex-cons are Christians. The so-called preacher is an avowed atheist.

And then there’s a hot young woman in charge of putting them to work, which they all have instant lust for. Such a Christian movie. There is a scene later in the movie where it’s revealed one of the members, who got them out to do community service, is stealing money from the church with the plans to build a mega church and turn the ex-con atheist preacher into a televangelist. Then the ex-con atheist preacher quits, because he’s found a better way of life because he’s got the hots for the woman in the church.

This is not a Christian movie. It’s such a tired trope that the godless man comes to fall in love with a good Christian girl so he sees the error of his ways and gives his life to God. That is not Biblical. Jesus saves, hot women in the church don’t save.

There is a scene in the movie where God gives the atheist ex-con preacher a vision, but the scene instead of being inspiring only is offensive. God is portrayed as a comedian, making light of salvation and redemption.

The ex-con preacher realizes that God gave him a plan to take down the plots of the man who was stealing money from the church. The next scene revealing part of that plan? He and the worship leader (who has a beard) dress up as women and go to a bar to seduce him and trick him. Yeah, so now not only in a “Christian movie” have we gone from an atheist becoming a preacher of a church with no pastoral training at all, lust being the driving motivation for the main character, and now cross dressing, which is against the Bible, and deceit. And the worship leader didn’t even shave his beard when he dressed up as a woman. And the guy they are targeting is turned on by this.

If God actually gave that ex-con athiest preacher a plan, it wouldn’t be so un Biblical.

Who wrote this tripe?

This was produced by the World Revival Church of Kansas City. Yes, it was written by their pastor, Steve Gray. They actually had a relatively entertaining skit show that aired on local TV in the KC area in the early/mid 2000s that wasn’t polished but was decent. But even the devil can put on a good show and appear as an angel of light, so what?

If this is what a popular church in the area is producing, then I will go with the Bible-you will know them by their fruit. This is rotten fruit, and puts into question the entire ministry of one man and his wife. And the saints falling for it and thinking this is good entertainment are the blind saints, indeed.

If you are a God fearing Christian, do not watch this movie. It is unsufferable and no matter how much I gave it a chance to redeem itself, it only slid further down a slippery slope into something awful. If the pastor reads this review, I hope he gets on his knees and repents and calls out to Jesus to show him who He truly is. I will be praying for pastor Steve Gray, too. Becuase the day is going to come he has to stand before God and answer for what he wrote and produced with this movie. I hope by then the pastor has it under the blood and it’s forgotten. If you watch this movie, you will want to forget it, too.

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