Mega Shark vs. Crocosaurus (2010)

• Year: 2010
• Released: 21 Dec 2010
• Country: USA
• IMDb: https://www.imdb.com/title/tt1705773/
• Rotten Tomatoes: https://www.rottentomatoes.com/m/mega_shark_vs_crocosaurus
• Available in: 720p, 1080p,
• Language: English, French, Spanish
• MPA Rating: R
• Genre: Action, Adventure, Comedy, Horror, Sci-Fi, Thriller
• Runtime: 88 min
• Writer: Micho Rutare (story), Naomi L. Selfman (screenplay)
• Director: Christopher Ray
• Cast: Gary Stretch, Jaleel White, Sarah Lieving, Robert Picardo
• Keywords: aftercreditsstinger, military, florida, shark, crocodile,

	2.4/10
	20% – Audience

Mega Shark vs. Crocosaurus Storyline

After escaping death during the fierce battle with the massive cephalopod in Mega Shark vs. Giant Octopus (2009), once more, Megalodon, the prehistoric beast from the sea, roams free in the open ocean, wreaking havoc. However, this time, an even greater adversary emerges from the dark depths of Congo’s diamond mines, as a gargantuan primaeval Crocosaurus sees the light of day, leaving a trail of destruction in its wake. Inevitably, the two nightmarish creatures will have to confront each other, and in this ultimate fight, there can be only one winner. Is Dr Terry McCormick’s ultrasonic device and the mighty U.S. Navy able to avert this unstoppable new menace?

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Mega Shark vs. Crocosaurus Movie Reviews

It was horribly bad, but I enjoyed it

Yes, it was ridiculously horribly bad, but some reason, I enjoyed it.

The effects looked cheap – because they were, the acting was overdone – maybe on purpose, the soundtrack was horrible, the camera work and editing was bad, the script was at best horrible. So many parts to this movie did not make any sense.

So why did I like it? With a title like Mega Shark Vs Crocosaurus, how could you not? So many clips were reused in piecing this scrap together to make a movie.

It was so bad on so many levels and so stupid, that it was good for that reason alone.

I could only imagine if this had a real budget,. a real script, a real cast and was not the cheap movie that it is…how good would it be? Who would have been in it if it was a Hollywood big budget movie?

Worst SyFy movie? No. Is it bad? Yes

I have to admit that I did get a good laugh when watching Mega Shark vs Crocosaurus. And it wasn’t because it was hysterically funny. It’s because it is so awful. I will give credit and say SyFy have done worse with the likes of Quantum Apocalypse, Camel Spiders, Battle of Los Angeles, Mega Piranha, Dinocroc vs Supergator, Titanic II and 2010:Moby Dick.

That is not saying much though. The soundtrack is okay if not great and the scenery is serviceable, but that’s all good I can say really. The special effects do look really cheap, as though they had been constructed in a rush. The editing is also slapdash. What’s even more sad is that neither the shark or the crocodile have any menace to them.

Even worse is the dialogue. SyFy movies are notorious for awful dialogue that are ridden with clichés and banality, and Mega Shark vs Crocosaurus is no exception. The story is really daft and unengaging, with plot holes and scenes that don’t make sense galore. The characters are underdeveloped, the direction is sloppy and the acting is poor with the actors trying to bring a comedic element to the film and for some a sense of youthfulness, but seeing as the material is so bad it doesn’t work. Jaleel White is the worst, he is not only miscast but awful.

All in all, a bad SyFy movie, but not the worst. 2/10 Bethany Cox

More CGI nonsense from The Asylum

Okay. MEGA SHARK VS GIANT OCTOPUS turned out to be a silly, overrated, over-reliant-on-bad-CGI piece of spectacle which was far worse than slightly older B-flicks like OCTOPUS and SPIDERS. MEGA SHARK VS CROCOSAURUS offers more of the same, and you guessed it, it’s just as bad.

It’s as bad as 2-HEADED SHARK ATTACK, which I watched the previous day, although a different kind of bad. 2-HEADED SHARK ATTACK was a lot tighter and on a smaller scale, and this one has a bigger budget, with some globetrotting and various locations getting destroyed. At times it recalls the classic Japanese kaiju movies, with cities getting razed by giant critters. But that doesn’t make it good.

The problem is twofold: the script is terrible and the special effects are even worse. The giant creatures seen here don’t even begin to look remotely realistic, and you feel like you’re watching a kid’s cartoon for the most part. The human story is hardly any better, with lots of cheesy dialogue and bad acting. The only actors of note are Robert Picardo, who must have been wondering what went wrong, and Gary Stretch, a British actor with a notable role as the villain in DEAD MAN’S SHOES, playing an Indiana Jones/Crocodile Dundee type character. I could have forgiven the effects if the story had been okay, and I could have forgiven the story if the effects were good, but this burns on both fronts.