You Can’t Kill Stephen King (2012)

• Year: 2012
• Released: 19 Jan 2013
• Country: United States
• IMDb: https://www.imdb.com/title/tt1691452/
• Rotten Tomatoes: https://www.rottentomatoes.com/m/You_Cant_Kill_Stephen_King
• Available in: 720p, 1080p,
• Language: English
• MPA Rating: Not Rated
• Genre: Comedy, Horror
• Runtime: 86 min
• Writer: Monroe Mann, Ronnie Khalil, Bob Madia
• Director: Ronnie Khalil, Monroe Mann, Jorge Valdés-Iga
• Cast: Monroe Mann, Ronnie Khalil, Crystal Arnette

	3.7/10
	12% – Audience

You Can’t Kill Stephen King Storyline

A group of friends visit a lake where horror author Stephen King lives, and start getting killed off one at a time.

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You Can’t Kill Stephen King Movie Reviews

Some reviewers clearly didnt understand the movie

This movie in no way shape or form has ANYTHING to do with actual horror or a Stephen King book/movie! Reviewing it negatively because you do not understand that is unfair. It’s a goofy, campy, supposed to be lame movie. Do people really not understand that? Ugh. It was a good movie for what it was supposed to be. Not liking it because you thought it was an actual Stephen King film is your own fault. Heres a hint to help in the future. If Stephen King does not have a book called You can’t kill Stephen King then its probably not his movie/book!

YES, WE RENT BOATS

Six young cleavage infested adults travel to Maine to have some fun and to meet Stephen King. While they are there they meet people who are similar to characters in the King novels. As the kids are killed off one by one, the film becomes a whodunit that doesn’t live up to its potential.

I kept waiting for the film to get good as it started out with great potential. It wavered between a slasher film and a spoof, never finding its groove. The dialogue never made it. The whole boating scene was a waste.

Parental Guide: F-bomb in music. No sex. Brief black and white photo nudity. Male rear nudity.

But you sure can kill this

Pretty sure quite a lot of you will. By either ignoring it completely or just refusing to watch it or maybe even writing bad reviews after watching it. While it’s obvious that the filmmakers try to make a fun movie within the slasher genre, they are not the first (nor the last to do so), but unfortunately fail.

The actors try their best (I guess), but the story and the coincidences pile up and nothing really fits. The jokes are mostly fail (not even miss), which is also not contributing to any enjoyment. You might give it an extra point for trying and because you like independent movies very much, but if you are fair, you have to admit, that it doesn’t really reach any standard (low budget and all included into the judgment). On the other hand, there might be a few who actually enjoy this. Good for them