Nude Nuns with Big Guns (2010)

• Year: 2010
• Released: 24 Sep 2010
• Country: United States
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• IMDb: https://www.imdb.com/title/tt1352388/
• Rotten Tomatoes: https://www.rottentomatoes.com/m/nude_nuns_with_big_guns
• Metacritics:
• Available in: 720p,
• Language: English
• MPA Rating: Not Rated
• Genre: Action, Comedy, Thriller
• Runtime: 91 min
• Writer: Joseph Guzman, Robert James Hayes II
• Director: Joseph Guzman
• Cast: Asun Ortega, David Castro, Perry D’Marco
• Keywords: nun, gun, drug trafficking, exploitation, revenge, violent death,

	3.9/10
	28% – Critics
	28% – Audience

Nude Nuns with Big Guns Storyline

Left black and blue, Sister Sarah finds herself forced into prostitution. But divine intervention spares the left-for-dead nun from a fate worse than death. As she escapes from the clutches of evil biker gang leader El Chavo and his brutal Los Muertos, Sister Sarah embarks on a deadly revenge mission to do the Lord’s work and strike fear into sinners. And now, bitter vengeance rains on their unholy partners in crime. In this strictly personal vigilante Holy War, who can stand in the way of the armed-to-the-teeth sister of no mercy?—Nick Riganas

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Nude Nuns with Big Guns Movie Reviews

Crappy sexploitation flick

I read some reviews before watching this and I saw there were people liking it and people really hating it. So I thought it is a misunderstood film, something disguised as something else and that has some deep or comedic meaning. I was wrong. It is simply a really bad movie. The only reason you might like it is for some really short and not very explicit nun rape or lesbian scenes. Yes, you read that right: some really ugly nuns are getting raped or are doing it with somebody. Occasionally they shoot people. All this with the same ridiculous music in the background. And I really do not care they are nuns one way or the other.

Conclusion: It is not something like a Rodriguez film, it is not posing as a terrible film, it is just what it seems: a really bad movie. In the fine tradition of recyclical “creativity”, it is just a clone of sexploitation films in the 60-70’s. So avoid this.

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It’s been a while since I could forgo the details of a film’s plot and just reiterate the title for reference. But that is exactly the shortcut I could take with Nude Nuns with Big Guns. The film, as directed by Joseph Guzman is about, well, nude nuns with big guns. More specifically, it follows Sister Sarah (Asun Ortega) who after becoming a nun is drugged and forced into a world of crime by the corrupt priests and padres of the clergy.

But after a near fatal encounter, Sister Sarah receives a message from God, one that tells her to kill every last one of those that exploit drugs, the church or any of the innocent workers of the clergy. Lucky for us, a chance encounter leaves Sister Sarah with a big gun, one big enough to help her do God’s work in the most violent and exploitive ways possible. As Sarah sets off to religiously ‘off’ anyone that looks at her funny, the church hires a bike gang called ‘Los Muertos’ to track down Sister Sarah and stop her before she brings down the entire drug running operation.

Nude Nuns with Big Guns is undeniably 70’s sexploitation brought to us with 2010 orchestrated violence. There are equal parts nudity and violence and there is plenty of each to keep audiences grinning from ear to ear with each new character introduction. Just about every female character but one bares her breasts for the film and I, for one, am a better man because of it. Sister Sarah in particular has no qualms about doing scenes involving full nudity between all her gunslinging and brain blasting. Priests, nuns, bikers, lesbians…no one is safe once this sister straps herself with a sizeable firearm.

There is a semblance of a story in Nude Nuns with Big Guns, but the plot goes in usual directions ensuring that what it lacks in originality as a revenge flick it makes back up in sheer audacious and gratuitous nudity and violence.

Asun Ortega is competent (and evidently confident) in the lead role and everyone involved in the production hams up their part with just enough cheese and lack of seriousness that the film actually works as a watchable piece of exploitation.

Director Joseph Guzman takes a major step forward from his 2009 debut in Run! Bitch Run! While both Run and Nuns are of the same genre that Robert Rodriguez tried to capture with 2010’s Machete, Guzman has shown a maturity with both the camera and with the promotion of lurid subject matters.

Nude Nuns with Big Guns isn’t for everyone, but it is for everyone that reads the title of the film before putting it into the DVD player or downloading through VOD. It is guaranteed to entertain while titillating and it proves that exploitation films are alive and can work given the right exposure and attention.

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Nude Nuns With Big Guns

Judging by the reviews I’ve read so far, people have watched this movie called ‘Nude Nuns With Big Guns’ and been shocked to see nude nuns with big guns. It has nude nuns in it and shock horror they have bloody big guns. I thought for a movie with such a low budget it was brilliant. Do you want an overly complicated story line? Do you want million dollar special effects? Do you want a movie without nude nuns or big guns in it? Move along then. If you want to watch a movie with nude nuns shooting priests with big guns this the movie for you. Low budget B movie excellence. There’s not much else to say. The story line is really simple. A nun is abused, drugged and forced to work as a prostitute, she escapes and gets her divine revenge by shooting everyone in sight. Great stuff!!