Mega Shark vs. Giant Octopus (2009)

Action, Adventure, Comedy, Horror, Sci-Fi, Thriller /
2.5/10
19% – Critics
20% – Audience

Mega Shark vs. Giant Octopus Storyline

From the depths of primaeval times and the ever-frozen Ice Age, two deadly apex predators–a voracious Megalodon shark, and a mighty giant octopus–emerge from their icy Alaskan prison after an experimental U.S. Navy exercise. As a result, the flash-frozen adversaries immediately pick up where they left off, causing destruction and mayhem in both Japan and California. Now, under those dire circumstances, the marine biologist, Dr Emma MacNeil, and her mentor, Lamar Sanders, will have to join forces with the Japanese scientist, Dr Seiji Shimada, to come up with a plan to stop the gargantuan underwater killers. However, who can stand in the way of the all-powerful prehistoric beasts?

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Mega Shark vs. Giant Octopus Movie Reviews

A masterpiece!

This film cannot be taken seriously. My rating applies merely to the acting, special effects and plot of the film. If you were to watch this film drunk it would be the greatest film ever, sadly i didn’t. I learned many things from watching this film;

  • If you are getting married the next day, then don’t fly


  • Sharks can jump 30,000 feet out of the water


  • The Golden Gate bridge vs Megalodon = no contest


  • Sharks can travel at 500 knots but Submarines can outrun them


  • Oil Rig vs Octopus = only one winner


  • Jet vs octopus = take a guess


  • The US naval fleet would last approximately 10 seconds against an octopus


  • If a gap is 25 metres wide, a submarine is 22.5 metres wide and a shark is 4 times wider than the submarine, will the shark make it through the gap = Easily


  • It took 3 scientists a day to work out that a tooth was in fact a tooth


  • If it doesn’t appear on the radar then it is terminated, end of!


  • The blonde woman in it is hot and easy

Only More Monster Footage Could Save a “Movie” This Horrible

This is one incredibly bad direct to video monster flick (though “bad direct to video monster flick” is probably a redundant term). It has all the classic earmark of the worst DTV has to offer–horrible screenplay, idiotic dialog, lots of talking in lieu of action, that incredibly annoying “avid fart” digital editing, bad grade z cast, Ed Wood level acting and directing, and GC effects that any grade schooler would almost be proud of. Now, this piece of S could have been entertaining despite the abundance of retarded MST3K-worthy acting, writing and direction if ONLY they had sprung for more than five minutes of footage featuring the title monsters. Imagine if King Kong V Godzilla had only featured the title monsters in short three to five second blips and the all out battle between them takes all of eleven seconds from start to finish. Now double how much that would suck and that would be the equivalent of this “film.”

To sum up–and incredibly bad, incredibly amateur hunk of junk that would be moronically entertaining if it just weren’t so damned boring.

Bad, but entertaining

Mega Shark vs. Giant Octopus is a bad movie, but it is not quite a terrible one, unlike a film like Mega Piranha. Getting the good things out of the way, out of the sy-fy movies while hardly award-worthy it is one of the better-looking ones.

While the editing is not the best there is, the shark and octopus are at least decently proportioned and designed and are actually quite menacing and the locations are quite nice. The acting is very mixed, mostly laughable, though lead Deborah Gibson does show some grit and charisma, and the score is somewhat tolerable. Plus the film does go by quickly, so while the film is utterly ridiculous in so many ways it is never dull.

However, the story is very hackneyed and predictable, and it is one of those movies where the title(a great title too) gives away what is going to happen in the movie. Then there are some scenes where I was laughing so much my sides were sore, the scene with the shark and the plane was so far-fetched I was thinking what were the writers thinking. While there is not a complete surfeit of thrills, suspense and scares, as there is the odd scene that made me jump or bite my nails, as an overall package I would hardly consider it a movie that traumatised me.

The dialogue is what makes it bad. Mega Piranha especially has abysmal dialogue. The dialogue here isn’t as bad, but it is still very cheesy and unbelievable. The direction needed more tightness and less sloppiness, the resolution is daft and apart from the lead the acting is nothing to rave about.

All in all, Mega Shark vs Giant Octopus is not the worst sy-fy movie by any stretch of the imagination as there is an endearing novelty value, but it is pretty bad. 3/10 Bethany Cox

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