As Certain as Death (2023)

• Year: 2023
• Released: 11 Jul 2023
• Country: United States
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• IMDb: https://www.imdb.com/title/tt12825586/
• Rotten Tomatoes: https://www.rottentomatoes.com/m/as_certain_as_death
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• Available in: 720p, 1080p,
• Language: English
• MPA Rating: N/A
• Genre: Horror
• Runtime: min
• Writer: Hutch Dano
• Director: Hutch Dano
• Cast: Lindsey Shaw, Daniel Curtis Lee, David Lambert
• Keywords: camping, friends, woods, slasher, intervention, camping trip,

3.0/10

As Certain as Death Storyline

A camping trip and forced intervention becomes a battle for survival, as five friends must fight not only their own demons but an evil in the woods.

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Absolute dross.

Just horrible. Those who have given this film decent scores must be paid to leave good reviews or know someone in the cast/crew as this is just a bad film.

Basically a group of unpleasant people take even more unpleasant drug addled friend to camp out in the forest as an intervention.

Looks like they meet a “God fearing” madman and it looks like he’s going to be killing them one by one and I for once Thank God for that. If you want to see that you can literally scroll through the first 55 mins to the last 10-15mins.

Honestly just a bad boring drudge of a film and yet I still have to say more to fill out the word count…go wash the dishes or sweep the floor in your home as it will be more interesting and productive than watching this piece of rubbish.

I Don’t Know What the Other Reviewers Are Smoking…

To rate this more than a 1, but I wish I would have had some before watching this piece of junk.

I have watched a lot of bad horror movies and this one is definitely one of them. Quite honestly, I only watched it because Mose and Cookie from Ned’s Declassified are in it, but Jesus what a hunk of junk.

There is absolutely nothing to make you care about ANY of the characters, it was slow and boring and had absolutely no build up to any action (which there was none).

Girl’s boyfriend is an addict. In order to save their relationship, she and her sister decide to invite 2 of his friends(?) over and tell him they are taking him to a cabin for an intervention. Drug dude is a first class dick head, even more so than someone who is actually an addict.

One the way there, they have to stop and camp overnight. Out from nowhere, some random guy wanders into their camp spouting nonsense about ‘the Father’ bringing him to them to save them, blah blah blah.

What happens after is just a bunch of lame kills, some off-screen, with no rhyme or reason until the random dude is killed by the final girl. Then it ends…and that is honestly the best part of the movie.

The movie is 79 minutes…you meet the whack job about 52 mins in and all of the killing takes place between 62 and 74 mins, except the final one happening at the very end.

DO NOT WASTE YOUR TIME. OR DO, THEN COME BACK AND TELL ME I’M WRONG, WHICH YOU WON’T…

Osama Ayad

Okay, Hutch Dano is someone who I used to adore on tv! The Ned’s D Classified crew totally made a comeback on this one.. but without Devon Werkheiser :(. As Certain could have been a lot better however it was still good just not what I expected coming from a child actor. People need to realize that this movie consisted of foul language that pushed some boundaries. Totally get it though! How else are you going to save someone from their disparity other than forcing them to go to the woods and detach? And OMG Daniel Curtis Lee had his moment under the stars, that was a perfectly romantic scene then ruined by the creepy howling of the man in the woods. I wish they stayed alive for one more night! Ugh cringe.. Cant wait for the next one!!