Don’t Suck (2023)

• Year: 2023
• Released: 01 Dec 2023
• Country: United States
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• IMDb: https://www.imdb.com/title/tt11306480/
• Rotten Tomatoes: https://www.rottentomatoes.com/m/dont_suck
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• Available in: 720p, 1080p,
• Language: English
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• Genre: Comedy, Horror
• Runtime: 100 min
• Writer: Rick D’Elia
• Director: RJ Collins
• Cast: Matt Rife, Jamie Kennedy, Ellen Hollman
• Keywords: vampire, road trip, stand-up comedy, las vegas, horror comedy, independent film,

	4.3/10
	70% – Critics
	70% – Audience

Don’t Suck Storyline

Pete, a washed-up veteran comedian, must find an opener for his upcoming comedy tour. Pete is introduced to Ethan by his girlfriend Stephanie, who convinces him to take this young comedian on tour as his opener. Things start to take a wacky turn when Pete finds out Ethan is a vampire, and their tour goes from cheap motels, morning DJs, dive bars, and dinners to opening up for the Russell Peters special in Vegas. All while Ethan and Pete attempt to bridge the gap between being real and exploiting his vampirism.

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It didn’t suck…

When I sat down to watch the 2023 comedy “Don’t Suck”, I had never actually heard about it. And I hadn’t read the synopsis, but given the movie’s cover, I did assume that I was in for a vampire movie.

However, I must say that the storyline in the movie turned out to be way more entertaining and enjoyable than I had anticipated. I figured I was in for something in the likes of a spoof or farce on the likes of “Twilight” and such, given the movie’s cover. However, writer Rick D’Elia proved to come up with a rather nicely written comedy script that combined elements of living on the road as a stand-up comedian and vampire movies. There was just something that worked about quite nicely.

And I must say that I wasn’t figuring that Jamie Kennedy would muster anything grand here, but I was pleasantly surprised with his performance as the down-on-his-luck-aging-comedian Pete. And I wasn’t familiar with his co-star Matt Rife, playing Ethan the vampire, but he definitely put on a memorable and good performance as well. It should definitely be noted that teaming up Jamie Kennedy alongside with Matt Rife was a good choice, because they had a great on-screen chemistry.

I wasn’t familiar with the majority of the cast ensemble in the movie, aside from Jamie Kennedy and Russell Peters. But I will say that the cast in general did put on good performances in bringing their characters to life on the screen.

If you enjoy odd comedies, then “Don’t Suck” is a movie that is well-worth sitting down and checking out. I was genuinely surprised with the script that Rick D’Elia gave director RJ Collins to bring to the script. And I was adequately entertained throughout the course of the 100 minutes that the movie ran for.

My rating of “Don’t Suck” lands on a six out of ten stars.

Don’t Suck (2023)

Started the last month of 2023 by finally renting Don’t Suck on Apple TV yesterday. It was a true laugh-out-loud/entertaining indie horror/comedy due to RJ Collins’ filmmaking, Rick D’Elia’s screenwriting, the cinematography, soundtrack, production design, makeup/hairstyling, visual effects, and ensemble performances led by Jamie Kennedy, Elyssa Mai, Matt Rife, Jay Davis, Ellen Hollman, Russell Peters, Carrot Top, Jimmy Shubert, and the rest of the cast. If any of you are in LA, Austin, Dallas, Philly, Boston, Atlanta, and Tampa, be sure to please check out Don’t Suck on the big screen to not only support the cast and crew who worked very hard in producing it but also support the art of cinema as well.

stupidest thing I’ve seen.

This is…so bad. Didn’t laugh at all, in fact I cringed more than I laughed. Matt Rife’s “acting” was horrible. I guess the only thing he has going for himself is that he is pale enough to be a vampire. A few washed up actors with bad acting, no good jokes. Highly recommend not watching this and instead watching a ~good~ vampire movie/show lol go check out Nick Cage’s new vampire movie because even though it wasn’t the best thing in the world, it was still a thousand times better than this.

Overall, please don’t waste your time watching this. Watch something better. Let’s please stop giving Matt Rife jobs.