Shark in Venice (2008)

• Year: 2008
• Released: 14 May 2009
• Country: United States
• IMDb: https://www.imdb.com/title/tt1087474/
• Rotten Tomatoes: https://www.rottentomatoes.com/m/shark_in_venice
• Available in: 720p, 1080p,
• Language: English, Italian
• MPA Rating: R
• Genre: Action, Adventure, Comedy
• Runtime: 88 min
• Writer: Les Weldon, Danny Lerner
• Director: Danny Lerner
• Cast: Stephen Baldwin, Vanessa Johansson, Hilda van der Meulen
• Keywords: shark, shark attack, venice, italy,

2.5/10

Shark in Venice Storyline

The seemingly-tranquil waterways of Venice are terrorized by the perfect killing machine. In search of his father who has mysteriously disappeared diving in the city, David stumbles across the cryptic trail leading to the long-lost fortune of the Medici. As the unwitting pawn in a Mafia plot to recover the treasure, David’s girlfriend is kidnapped at gunpoint, plunging him into a desperate race against time. If he has any hope of saving her, he must enter the deadly waters. Can David out-gun the Mafia assassins and survive the voracious sharks laying in wait beneath the surface, or will he succumb to the same fate as his father?

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Shark in Venice Movie Reviews

Time for a career change, Stephen?

There are so many factual errors, glaring goofs, moments of technical ineptitude and scenes of sheer idiocy in Shark in Venice that I’m not entirely convinced that this film is a genuinely bad piece of film-making, but rather a deliberate attempt at crapdom carefully crafted to appeal to cult movie fans. It matters not though, ‘cos either way it sucks.

Stephen Baldwin, he of The Flintstones in Viva Rock Vegas and Celebrity Big Brother fame, stars as David Franks, a lecturer in marine biology who unwittingly becomes involved in a Mafia scheme to locate the lost treasure of the Medicis, which supposedly lies hidden somewhere in the waterways of Venice. Unfortunately for Franks, the city’s famous canals are now teeming with ravenous Great White sharks, having been filled with the toothy ‘watch dogs’ by crazy Mafia boss Clemenza (Giacomo Gonnella), who clearly wasn’t having one of his better days when he came up with that idea.

Those going into this film will probably have a pretty good notion of what to expect given the ultra-naff title and the fact that it’s only star is one of the lesser Baldwins (who displays less emotion than the film’s sharks), but even then they may find themselves surprised by some of the absolute tosh thrown onto the screen by writer/director Danny Lerner. I’m not even going to try and catalogue all of the daft bits—it would take me far too long to compile a comprehensive list—suffice to say that it’s bloody hard to talk underwater with a regulator stuffed in your gob, and a severed leg won’t ever grow back, even if you are a Baldwin!

As a shark movie it’s terrible, as an overall movie it’s even worse

There are worse Shark movies out there, but that doesn’t stop Shark in Venice from being really bad. The only halfway decent things are some nice scenery and the music, a little over-dramatic at times but it did at least try and give some life and pace. It’s a shame that we can’t appreciate the scenery more because the camera work is so haphazard, the stock footage is over-used and over-obvious and the editing is very repetitive(like we often see the same shot or same thing happening within minutes of each other) and some of the worst personally seen recently. And the less said about the special effects for the shark the better, it was pretty much over-sized rubber and not much else. The shark has no menace or personality and is so under-utilised that you could swear it was a shark movie but without the shark at times. The dialogue is so stilted and cornball that it was difficult trying to stifle any laughter, even stifling a coughing fit I had two days ago during a recital was less painful. It barely made sense either, while the story takes ridiculous to extremes with science and history completely re-written, scenes that repeat themselves more than once in a short space of time(like the editing), no suspense, thrills, fun or tension and scenes like the ability to talk underwater without lips moving and covered in diving equipment that is insultingly stupid beyond belief. The attacks are completely dull in mood and so stock in a way that you can barely see anything, and the only thing you learn about the characters is what kind of stereotype they are, other than that they’re painfully underdeveloped and are not relatable in the slightest. The acting is pretty atrocious with the best acting coming from (no joke) Stephen Baldwin’s moobs, okay the main antagonist certainly looked the part but the over-compensated acting was a different story and everyone else especially Baldwin(who ironically has much more screen time than the shark) goes through the motions. To conclude, even when taking it for what it is Shark in Venice is terrible as a shark movie and a movie in general. 2/10 Bethany Cox

Bad, even by genre standards

SHARK IN VENICE sounds like your bog standard SyFy/Asylum monster flick, but it’s not. It’s actually a low budget, low rent gangster thriller in which the sharks are an added afterthought. Stephen Baldwin stars in a conspiracy plot line involving the search for a hidden treasure by the Italian Mafia. Of course, he’s the only one who has a chance of stopping them in their tracks.

The whole of SHARK IN VENICE has a lame and slapdash feel. There’s some murky underwater footage and a few scenes of extras being torn apart by sharks in order to justify the title, but for the most part this is a Z-grade thriller without any thrills. The acting is bad, and not just from Baldwin who sleepwalks through the leading role. Danny Lerner produced some great B-movies over the years like Van Damme’s IN HELL and Adkins’s NINJA but he should have stuck with production instead of trying to direct.