The Dukes of Hazzard: The Beginning (2007)

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Cousins Bo, Luke and Daisy are sent to Hazzard County, Georgia for the first time to live with their Uncle Jesse. Jesse is a farmer and a moonshiner and is constantly battling his old rival Boss Hogg who is the corrupt city commissioner of the small town. This film is a prequel set before the time period established in the 1979 Hit TV Series.—Walldog

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The Dukes of Hazzard: The Beginning Movie Reviews

Dukes in Hazzard in name only now

Growing up The Dukes of Hazzard was one of my favorite shows. The cast had charisma, and the show had an authentic, country feel to it. The 2005 movie was part of the “re-imagination” trend in movies that started with The Flintstones and continues today with this atrocity. Instead of re-imagining them in today’s times they should have cast the younger Dukes in the 1960’s when they would have been legit teenagers, to keep in continuity with the show. They should have done this with the 2005 movie, too. This movie is a cynical, straight-to-DVD-and-TV, bottom-of-the-barrel hack job and it barely held my attention.

The problem with the plot is that it’s a low-rent version of the TV show. Aren’t there any writers in Hollywood who can write an original Dukes of Hazzard movie? My guess is there are plenty, but the producers have too much contempt for their audience to think they would appreciate a gritty, true-to-the-spirit-of-Hazzard script. Fans of the original series shouldn’t avoid it because of profanity, they should avoid it because it is Dukes of Hazzard in name only now.

The most important thing to me is the casting of Daisy, and they failed miserably here. In the series Daisy was a smart woman who happened to wear cut-off shorts. In 2005 she was a sexpot wearing cut-off shorts, nothing more than eye candy, playing the part as a parody. There’s little to say about April Scott: she isn’t even close to being a young Daisy in this movie. I’m not talking about physical proportions (although I think she’s too thin for a southern Belle); I’m talking about charisma and the intangibles you need to play an iconic character. She doesn’t have it.

The lameness extends to all aspects of the re-imagining. The characters have become lame caricatures of themselves, and Hazzard County is no longer the dusty, mythical Confederate backdrop it once was. There’s no point in “re-imagining” the Dukes of Hazzard if you’re going to get politically correct. The original series was uncynically proud to be Dixie, and that was a huge part of it’s appeal. If this movie is a finger-in-the-wind to see if a new TV series will work, I hope it fails miserably in ratings and sales.

And Willie, did you really need the paycheck?

Travesty

If anyone truly remembers the Dukes of Hazzard TV show from the late 70’s and early 80’s, this review will ring true with them. The TV show was about good wholesome entertainment for the entire family, with nary a swear word. This movie was clearly made to cater to teeny boppers and idiotic adults with nothing better to do than watch pointless junk on the television. This has nothing to do with the ‘beginnings’ of the Dukes. It is set in modern day times, with horrible casting and a misuse of Willie Nelson. In the original show, Boss and Jesse Duke were moonshiners from the ’20s. By this standard, they would be moonshiners from the mid-80’s. Give me a break. Please don’t waste your time! And Warner Brothers, please stop using the Dukes in your craptastic films! Let them rest in peace!

weak leads and unfunny

Bo Duke (Jonathan Bennett) gets arrested in Chickasaw County, GA for creating mayhem with his driving. Four counties over, his cousin Luke Duke (Randy Wayne) is arrested for causing fireworks mayhem. The boys are sent to work for uncle Jesse Duke (Willie Nelson) who is selling his moonshine “medicine”. Daisy Duke (April Scott) is an awkward church-going virgin. Rosco P. Coltrane (Harland Williams) is the sheriff in Hazzard County. Boss Hogg (Christopher McDonald) runs the town and actually has a piece of Jesse’s business. He is looking to expand and threatening to foreclose on Jesse’s farm. At school, Daisy introduces her cousins to Cooter (Joel David Moore) in auto shop class. The boys find a 1969 Dodge Charger on the bottom of a swimming hole and restore it christening it ‘The General Lee’.

This is a lot of T&A, sometimes bare and plenty in tight outfits. Obviously, the filmmakers know what they’re going for. This is a softcore B-movie with whatever scraps they can gather. A prequel to Dukes was always going to be a high hill to jump. This is giving up before they started. None of this is that good. Sadly, none of it is expected to be good. They lured Willie Nelson back and brought out an unfunny version of Harland Williams. The two young new actors lack the charisma to lead. April Scott has her impossibly skinny waist and her Barbie-like figure. The story is a mess and none of it is funny.