Epic Movie (2007)

• Year: 2007
• Released: 26 Jan 2007
• Country: United States
• Adwords: 2 wins & 3 nominations
• IMDb: https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0799949/
• Rotten Tomatoes: https://www.rottentomatoes.com/m/epic_movie
• Metacritics: https://www.metacritic.com/movie/epic-movie
• Available in: 720p, 1080p,
• Language: English
• MPA Rating: PG-13
• Genre: Adventure, Comedy, Fantasy
• Runtime: 86 min
• Writer: Jason Friedberg, Aaron Seltzer
• Director: Jason Friedberg, Aaron Seltzer
• Cast: Kal Penn, Jennifer Coolidge, Fred Willard
• Keywords: parody, spoof, crude humor,

	2.4/10
	17/100
	2% – Critics
	29% – Audience

Epic Movie Storyline

The story centers on four not-so-young orphans: one raised by a curator at the Louvre (where an albino assassin lurks), another a refugee from Mexican “libre” wrestling, the third a recent victim of snakes on her plane, and the fourth a “normal” resident of a mutant “X”-community. The hapless quartet visits a chocolate factory, where they stumble into an enchanted wardrobe that transports them to the land of Gnarnia (with a “G”). There they meet a flamboyant pirate captain and earnest students of wizardry – and join forces with, among others, a wise-but-horny lion to defeat the evil White Bitch of Gnarnia.

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Just awful

In the past 10 years, I’ve probably seen more than 200 movies at theaters. This is the first movie that I’ve ever walked out on. 45 minutes in, I couldn’t handle the torture anymore. This is the most unfunny piece of garbage I’ve ever seen. Although, I did get a good chuckle when about 50% of the audience had left before the halfway mark.

It’s hard to meet the minimum post-length requirement for this movie, because there isn’t much to say about it.

I didn’t find any of the gags clever. Nor did I find them funny. I did think some of the set designs looked okay. The casting directors also found someone who looked surprisingly like Jack Black, although sadly the script didn’t give him anything funny to do.

Just avoid this. It’s not even worth a rental.

It’s horrible but at least it’s not “Disaster Movie”!

“Disaster Movie” was a horribly unfunny and pathetic film. Likewise, “Epic Movie” is also horribly unfunny and pathetic…but at least it was slightly better! Unlike “Disaster Movie”, this one actually had two or three laughs–very small laughs, but laughs nonetheless.

Like “Meet the Spartans”, “Disaster Movie” and 174 other recent movies, this one is a rapid-fire parody of many recent movies. And, like all these other films, it’s mostly crappy–with very few laughs. The jokes are rapid-fire but unlike the original film of this type, “Airplane”, the jokes never worked. They would have been better off in hindsight to just stop making these sort of terrible films a lot time ago but they have continued for one reason alone–many teenagers are so stupid and sheep-like that they’ll go see anything!!! Nothing else could explain the proliferation of these crap-tastic films.

Some of the parodied films include “The Lion, The Witch and The Wardrobe”, “Harry Potter”, “X-Men”, “Snakes on a Plane” and “The DaVinci Code” and it could have been funny. The problem, however, is that the writing was absolutely pathetic and it truly appears as if no one cared. After all, not giving a darn is the only way that would explain how a Harry Potter parody has not a single laugh! Overall, a bore-fest with lousy writing, acting and direction that appears as if the director was just punching a time clock–hoping the unfunny mess would just finish itself quickly so they could go on to the next slap-dash production.

I can’t vote lower than 1?

I will admit I didn’t see this until a couple of days ago, and I was really hesitant of seeing it, after reading a lot of negative reviews on the film, and after seeing the excrement that is Disaster Movie. And let me tell you, after seeing this travesty for myself, I can’t agree more with the negativity. While not quite as monstrous as Disaster Movie, Epic Movie(more like Epic Dud) is a truly terrible movie. There are absolutely no redeeming qualities here. The humour just isn’t funny. It is crude, vulgar, over-familiar and even contrived, and the constant flashing of breasts was way overdone. The acting was really amateur, Jennifer Coolidge and Carmen Electra get my vote as the worst actresses in the movie, and believe me that is not saying much. The Willy Wonka spoof was just as tired as the movie itself. And as a parody of films like Pirates of the Caribbean and chronicles of Narnia, it falls well short in terms of sophistication. The writing is unbelievably bad, the characters are annoying and the plot just isn’t there. The music was awful, and the pirate rap was torturously bad. I will say right now, that I don’t like any of the recent Friedberg-Seltzer movies, merely because not only do I feel that there is a complete lack of comedic talent in their films, but also their films come across as a complete waste of time. And just like Disaster Movie, I seriously was considering turning the film off 20 minutes in, that’s how painful I found it. All in all, probably not quite the worst movie ever, but along with movies like Home Alone 4, NeverEnding Story 3 and Freddy Got Fingered, it is close. A complete disaster of epic proportions, and one to avoid, even if you’re thinking of renting. I’m not trying to sound harsh, I am just trying to explain as much as I can what I feel about the movie. 1/10 Bethany Cox