Friday the 13th (2009)

5.5/10
34/100
50% – Audience

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A group of young adults set up tent near the abandoned summer camp where a series of gruesome murders are said to have taken place back in 1980. The perpetrator was a grieving mother, driven insane by the drowning of her child, Jason, whom she believed was neglected by the camp counselors. As legend has it, the last survivor of the attacks beheaded the woman. But then Jason came back, and now he is a vengeful and inexorable killer, wielding crossbows, swords, axes and other sharp instruments. The legend proves horribly true, as these campers quickly discover. Six weeks later, the brother of one of those campers distributes posters of his missing sister. The police believe she took off with her boyfriend; but he knows better. The brother crosses paths with an uptight young rich guy who is having his girlfriend and friends over at his parents’ cabin. The brother ends up at the cabin himself just before his sister’s attacker sets upon them all.

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Friday the 13th Movie Reviews

Re-Make, Re-Boot, Re-Vamp, Recycle, Re-Use, can’t tell the difference? Well, neither can I!

Tttch, ttch, ttch, ha, ha, ha… Jason Vorhees is back ttch ttch ttch ha ha ha, OK, I’ll stop doing that. Well, back in the glorious decade that was known as the 1980’s came out a series of slasher films, two of which have stood the test of time and given us Freddy Krueger and Jason Vorhees. The new millennium brought us Freddy vs. Jason, awesome movie, I recommend it, but we still needed a re-boot of the iconic monsters. So we have Friday the 13th, what baffles me is why the title is same of the 1980 film that was a great slumber party movie. This could have been a lot more better if it had worked as a sequel rather than a re-make. Now, don’t get me wrong, I felt that this was actually a fun horror movie, the fans get what they want with the blood, gore and sex. But Jason seemed a little off to me, I think he went to rehab or something for his killing addiction, don’t know if it was the actor or the director’s vision, but this could have been a little bit better.

On June 13, 1980, a young Jason Voorhees witnesses his mother being beheaded by a camp counselor who was trying to escape Mrs. Voorhees’s murderous rampage around Camp Crystal Lake. 30 years later, a group of vacationing friends arrive at Crystal Lake on a camping trip. As Mike and Whitney explore the abandoned Crystal Lake camp, Jason begins to kill the rest of the group one-by-one. Jason also kills four of the friends, but instead of doing the same to Whitney he decides to kidnap her because she resembles his mother. Six weeks later, Trent, along with his girlfriend Jenna, and their friends Chewie, Chelsea, Nolan, Bree and Lawrence arrive at Trent’s summer cabin, which sits on Crystal Lake, unaware of the events that occurred a few weeks prior. Also in town is Clay, who has come to Crystal Lake searching for his sister Whitney. Clay eventually makes his way to Trent’s cabin, where Jenna agrees to help him look for his sister on the other side of the lake, much to Trent’s dismay who’s jealous of Clay. As Clay and Jenna search for clues to Whitney’s disappearance, Jason does what he does best… baking cookies… oh, wait, I got that messed up.

With the recent roll up’s of remakes like Texas Chainsaw Massacre and Halloween, coming soon Nightmare on Elm Street, is Hollywood literally that much out of ideas? Like I said before, I think this would have worked better as a sequel, because not having the original creators on set makes the film feel like a bunch of frat guys who just thought “Hey, wouldn’t it be cool to make our own Jason movie?”. Sometimes we do have a winner with the remakes like Dawn of the Dead or even Texas Chainsaw Massacre had it’s moments as well, unfortunately Friday the 13th didn’t do anything to stand out against the other movies. I do recommend it for a night rental, it’s always cool to see Jason and how awesome his murders are… kudos on the girl in the sleeping bag getting set on fire, what a… burn! Ha ha ha ha ha! I made a funny, ha ha ha, eh, uh, I try, give me some credit.

7/10

The worst Friday yet

Of all the horror remakes of recent years, Friday THE 13TH has to be one of the worst. The reason? Because it fails to find a voice and style of its own, content instead to derivatively copy the look and feel of a dozen inferior horror outings such as WRONG TURN and THE Texas CHAINSAW MASSACRE remake. It starts off by following the plot of the first three films – featuring Mrs Vorhees, sack-head Jason and hockey mask Jason – before falling apart entirely with cliché after cliché as the killer goes after a bunch of dull people.

This film fails because it doesn’t have a single interesting character – least of all bland Jason, who doesn’t have anything approaching the brutality of the killer once played by Kane Hodder. The victims are all of them irritating and faceless, so you’ll look forward to seeing them die – except even the death scenes are unmemorable. A week after watching this and I don’t recall a single murder from the film, it’s that dull and lacking in creativity. The filmmakers throw in plenty of nudity in an attempt to liven things up, but needless to say it’s not enough to sustain the movie. Even the godawful sequels, like JASON TAKES MANHATTAN, were better than this!

Good slasher movie

A group of kids are camping at Crystal Lake. They find some marijuana plants, and … Jason. Now 6 weeks later, another group has arrived at a lake house. Meanwhile Clay Miller (Jared Padalecki) is in the area searching for his sister Whitney (Amanda Righetti) from the previous massacre.

This is a good traditional slasher movie. Jared Padalecki has the boyish charm to be lead hero. And he plays an interesting character. He isn’t just some clueless young party animal. He gives a different dynamic to the traditional slasher movie. On the other hand, there is a need for more Amanda Righetti if she is going to be so prevalent in the final battle. The kills are good, but there are still a couple of problems. There isn’t anything original. So I’ll just give it a passing grade.